Kelly. 20. I post lots of things that interest me, if they interest you too I guess we can both call that a win. If you don't see me for a while, don't panic. Life tends to happen when one least expects it.

Not all those who wander, are lost
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my morning routine:

  • wake up 
  1. flawless


This is like a round of cards against humanity

So I may or may not have just gotten propositioned for sex by a drunk guy who lives in the flat next to me. His friends unfortunately taped him to a chair for his 21st birthday and left him outside the door to my apartment.

Funny thing is. If he had been more cool about the whole situation, and stopped treating me like I was a mission to fulfill and generally just stopped making everything really really creepy and awkward (especially when I asked him if he wanted me to help him get out of the chair, and he replied with and I quote “I don’t know, what do you want?” in that awkward come on tone that just makes me want to vomit) I might have cut him out and given him my number so he can call me when he’s sober. 

But thus is the damn patriarchy, ruining everything. 



Originally located in Arnhem Land, The Australian College of Sorcery and Witchcraft was a sprawling campus of large huts that eventually coalesced into one single structure. The college detached from mainland Australia soon after British settlement in order maintain their practices and culture. Ever since, the school has been drifting haphazardly in the ocean, although it never strays far from the Australian coast for ancient magic keeps the school tethered to Australian soil. Every year, a team of witches and wizards must be employed to anchor the floating campus so students aren’t forced into a cat-and-mouse chase at the beginning of the year in order to attend school (a frustrating endeavour which often results in the postponing of classes due to a large number of absences). To students’ great enjoyment, various creatures (including the occasional mermaid) can often be found sunbathing around the perimeter of the campus which gently slopes into the water. Due to their exposure to unusually friendly oceanic creatures, the college boasts incredibly extensive courses in aquatic-life studies, and is held in high esteem by the international wizarding community for its innovations in water magic. 

Balance bookshelf by Cush Design Studio.






From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

You say you want to be king -
so when I burn your kingdom down, I’ll make sure
you’re still chained to the throne.

'this queen is not a pawn in your arsenal'(d.s.)

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it


the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 


rocket meets bucky and sees the metal arm. he opens his mouth to speak. three rooms away peter yells “ABSOLUTELY NOT”



The American Hogwarts Houses




Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.






you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved